Mabs just can't seem to get the concept of "Don't cut anything with scissors but paper"

Mabs cut her braid off at the elastic. Feeling the weight and balance shift in her head she decided to even it out by cutting chunks off of the other side as well. You can tell that she is guilt ridden. Just look at the anguish on her face. I know it is not nice to call people names but the name I'm thinking of rhymes with little bird.
I Pray for strength, I am going to need it when I beat her. I know why she is so dang cute. It was the only way Heavenly Father could guarantee her survival for the first 3 years. What can you do? I guess we will just eat some Ice Cream.